Wednesday, 10 June 2009

I <3 Decorator Crabs

They dress themselves up in seaweed! I also think there is a type of beetle that does something similar, but with things that make it look more bejeweled, but I beastly can't remember what it's called...


Tuesday, 9 June 2009

Waltz of Circassian Beauties

William appears to have made a Paper Hats video. It's really rather lovely in a Nashville version of Oliver Postgate kind of way...

Monday, 18 May 2009

Moscow to Tashkent 1958

Okay so this has a lot of bias based on the fact that it is an American documentary from the 1950s about the Soviet Union, but in terms of the footage it's amazing to watch - Moscow, Tashkent, Samarkand, collective farms, nuclear research institutes...

Snap the Gingerbread Man

Tuesday, 12 May 2009

Of ovens and model villages - it's Tito (baton) time!

As May 25th approaches and every harbourer of Yugoslav nostalgia dusts off their memorabilia in time for his birthday, this post is dedicated to my love of the batons of Tito's youth parades. Held every year during his rule as part of his official birthday celebrations, people from different areas across Yugoslavia made these batons to be carried to Belgrade via a mass countrywide relay (I think there was also one official baton each year). They liked to get them to him via impressive feats, including helicopters and absailing! I recently went to an exhibition at the Tito museum in Belgrade which had a load of these homemade batons on display. Being a fan of homemade presents of the slightly ridiculous variety I feel like my skills might have actually been appreciated at this time! I particularly like the random use of a plastic toy oven...




I was also quite impressed in the exhibition by some of the random presents made for Tito by various societies. Below are the society of dentists' creepy diorama, the pharmacist society's gift, which Damian Hirst obviously stole from, the orthopaedic society's somewhat creepy gift, and my personal favourite (purely for incongruity rather than the physical object), the completely random gift from the society of nuclear research - anyone who can find the link between said profession and a taxidermy spider and snake wins a prize (if you're lucky one of my classy homemade presents)!



Monday, 11 May 2009

My new imaginary friends...


Georgian ghost log ladies...

Tuesday, 28 April 2009

Another classic Belgrade shop display...

...this time just randomly on the street - I like the tradition of random street display cabinets - there's some good bridal ones, but this is my favourite from my recent trip!

Also to prove my point that all caravans eventually end up floating on the river in Belgrade - here is one seemingly on dry ground, but look! - there are tin barrels waiting to send it on its not quite a house or a boat random drifting way...

1900s Tbilisi




Saturday, 25 April 2009

White Jazz

Oh it's all so very arch and English I know, but I just remembered how much I used to love this band...

Tuesday, 14 April 2009

Istanbul huzun poem for Belgrade...

You cradled me through this city.
Held my hand so
lifted gently above sodden streets
rain smashed through the soles of my shoes.
I did not notice that they had been full of holes for you.
Gradually wearing through from days held
Walking
Streets wrapped warm shivers from the trail of your hands
Too large for mine, they had enclosed me.
But I was okay.
You stood tall,
Shaded me from darkness
The drips of light that fell from your smeared hair bruised the side of my face.
I smiled then.

That night the city curved around me.
Too small
to be held properly
You encased me in your body.

There was a tower that saw everything.
Noticed us crawling streets that wound up to it
Like reversed rivers
It was a little confusing where they were going.
But they all led to the same place -
You and me and this city entwined in damp stone and old water.
We would be held here in flashes of light
An imagination snagged in electoral flags,
Scattered like village fete bunting.

The house with the face stared at me when you spoke
Laughed in ribbons of crumpled wood
Cried private history
It understood.

This city floated around us -
Too far to touch I had to see it in snapshot splutters
Minarets and blocks of flats the ground was trying to steal back
Crumble in so it could feed off their stories.
It held their secrets safe - people could walk the streets and not be weighed down by them.
I whispered mine out on the wind
Stroked your hair as you lay in my lap and hoped you’d get lost in an incantation.
I needed to lose you somehow and it was hard with you so close.
You would not let me go

Like the weather balloon broken from its tether
We drifted away.

Thought if I did so fast enough it would take with it these ideas of us that were
too strong now.
You were too strong for me.
As you smiled I felt the soft ropes that bound me to you tighten - mark my skin so
I was
Stained in pin-prick blushes.

Too much silence
(in miniature)
Made the small birds louder than cars.

The empty bus stops flickered
Strained to illuminate this place too caught up in darkness, falling
It fluttered
Caught the water breeze
Made new

Echoes spread themselves across the stone
Matted rain so these last dregs had to struggle more
To be heard
The light was heard more than seen here
Reflected like dropped stones and
Your silent whispers
I had misunderstood.

I touched your hand as you failed to move away.


Istanbul is a melancholic longing, he’d said.
Held in my eyes,
You sprinkled through the cracks that fell across buildings.

Wednesday, 8 April 2009

Memories of a city... pt 2

Michael took much better photos than me...








It's funny when you visit a new city - it's the initial atmosphere that hits you that always fascinates me. Istanbul wasn't what I expected - too functional in some way - but rather than dismissing my preconceptions, I felt like they were true, but hiding... There is a whole different city lurking on the same land somehow. Like it is waiting for you to understand and then it will reveal itself... One day I will go back and find it, but for now Michael's photos do quite a good job at catching the hints that flew past us on the wind...

Sunday, 5 April 2009

I <3 oversized cats...

A good topic for a hungover Sunday morning and a not reluctant, as I'm too pleased (they are so good), acceptance that Simon was right and not making fun of how gullible I am. Ligers exist! Immense excitement...



I have always been a fan of fat animals - my pet rats remained enormous even after a strict fruit and veg diet (though they did use their exercise wheel as a hammock...) - and capybara will always rule the fens in my heart... But anyway - what I actually want as a pet right now is a Maine Coon cat - you have to see photos of them with random strangers I don't know to truly appreciate their scale... And they have tufty ears like lynxes!

Friday, 3 April 2009

Memories of a city...






Orhan Pamuk was right about Istanbul - the melancholic longing of huzun somehow is the key to this city...

Tuesday, 17 March 2009

I'm off to...

ISTANBUL! So in honour of my impending adventure with the lovely Michael here is the only video for a Selda Bagcan track I could find. God that album is good...

Friday, 9 January 2009

Saturday, 27 December 2008

Drunken Georgian lads = singing




I really love Georgian polyphonic singing and I also really love how Georgian's sing at every opportunity. I remember when me and William were there in 2007 we were serenaded by friends of friends in a park and sat in on teenage boys learning traditional song as a matter of pride. I also love how in these clips they are managing it whilst really drunk and chain smoking... I can't help but wonder if British boys sung more we'd have less fighting and vomiting in the streets on Saturday night... Having said that Georgian men fight more than any I've ever met so... maybe this is a silly point. The clips are quite funny though...

Sunday, 7 December 2008

The Paper Hats

A very dear old friend of mine makes very beautiful music under the name The Paper Hats. He has just released a record of it called Deseret Canyon. If you want to hear snippets of it and him talking about Mormon alphabets, world fairs and distant adventures and history you can do so here. Enjoy!

Sunday, 16 November 2008

Is that all there is...

On the subject of martinis, radios and bows as a remedy for emotional woes, here's a fabulous performance of my favourite Peggy Lee song...

Improved design for modern man


I got this from Fed By Birds (see links). I like how the man has a birdcage and a detachable heart (useful sometimes sadly) and the lady has twigs tied with bows, martinis and a radio - we're obviously the better sex for a self-sufficient party (which in some ways is the healthier way of forgetting about the emotionally sadder things in life)... It's by a 1940s Russian surrealist...

Tuesday, 28 October 2008

Bucharest Exhibition

I have just got back from Bucharest where we had the opening for the exhibition for Metroarts proposals. It went really well and at the press conference the lady from the Peasant Museum said I had captured the spirit of the Romanian peasant! It's running at the Carturesti gallery for the next couple of weeks. Everyone's work looked great. Here's a few photos of mine:







Tuesday, 7 October 2008

Lighthouse of Green Gables

I've always rather wanted to live in a lighthouse. I'm on the peaceful bliss that is Prince Edward Island and found this one in the dunes near Green Gables today:


On the subject of Anne of Green Gables I remember playing this myself when I was 8, but that was in a dinghy in Somerset, but at the time it seemed suitably Romantic...

The ghost of the '67 Montreal World Fair/Biospheres rule...

They really do...




There was also a disused themepark (another pet interest):



Habitat 67 is possibly the most amazing utopian housing project I've ever seen, and looking out to it from the old port you could also see the most extraordinary old industrial building ...





Ahhh the joys of geek pilgrimages....